- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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