A man sat on a chair

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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