Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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children burning

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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