- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What did Delaware? A coat.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Donald Trump

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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