It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Adele walks into the stables

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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knock knock come in!

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Hahaha

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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