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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

what does a chair look like? a chair.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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