How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

you

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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