- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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