- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Whats funnier than 24? 25

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

I'm sn otter

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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