- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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