Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

Wigan.

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Three black men were walking...

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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