Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Im cute hehehee

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Anti Joke

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