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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Lil' Wayne

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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