- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

This one time at band camp music was played.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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