balls

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poopoo

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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boo

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Three black men were walking...

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Justin Bieber

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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