What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Women's sports.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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