did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Im cute hehehee

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Women's sports.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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