Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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I <3 Hitler

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Where's my tractor?

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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