What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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I <3 Hitler

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Where's my tractor?

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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when debbie meets downer

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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