- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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