Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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