- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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