This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Lil' Wayne

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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