Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Potato!

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

#Hanging Degus

Justin Bieber

Breast cancer.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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