Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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69

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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