How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Health food.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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religion

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Charlotte Bobcats

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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