- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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