- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

A seal walks into a club.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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