why did katy fall off her bike?

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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you lose.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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oh hai

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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