- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Why did it die Nothing died

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