- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

The Detroit Lions

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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