- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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