I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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hi

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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penis

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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