I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

knock knock. come in.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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