How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

Yo mama's fat.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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