What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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WNBA

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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