- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Dear crush, I want to drink you

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Darude- Sandstorm

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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