Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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There was this land of cheerios. The regular cheerios were the poor ones, the honey nut cheerios were middle class but loved to party, and the frosted cheerios were very wealthy. So there was a young regular cheerio named paul who really had a crush on this frosted cheerio girl named sophia. He liked her so much, that he finally got the courage to ask her out. Shyly he asked her "do you want to go to prom with me" she said "no i only date frosted cheerios". Paul understood and went back to his house dissapointed. The next day Paul went to the doctor and he asked for an operation to make him a frosted cheerio. Since he wasn't very wealthy he could only afford an opperation that would make him a half cheerio. He decided it will do. The next day he approched sophia and asked "will you go to prom with me now" she said "sorry i only date full frosted cheerios" The next day paul went back to the doctor and convinced his parents to lend him some money to become a full frosted, so thats what he did. The next day he asked her out and she finnally said yes. A few days later they went to the prom together that was hosted by the honey nut cheerios. Sophia asked paul for some brownies so paul said sure and waited on the brownie line for quite a long time. He brought her the brownie and thought he was very nice for waiting on line for so long. Then she asked for some fruit punch. Paul looked around and around, until he realized there was no punch line.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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