- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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