Wanna here a good joke?

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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How long is a china man?

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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