Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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