- Anti Joke

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Wait what? I did not type that!

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing