Old guitars sound like cat's guts

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

This is an anti joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

kieran scott has a huge back

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

so... how about that airplane food

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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