- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Women's rights

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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