What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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