What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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