Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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You will not press the like button.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Hahaha

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Womens rights

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Jake. Walsh.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Anti Joke

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