why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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