Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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