- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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