What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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British Dentistry

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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