roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Obama

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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