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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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