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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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