what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

butt sex

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

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