what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

Students, please find the surface integral.

A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

How are cars made? By magic.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

Robin, Get in the Car

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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