Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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