- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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