- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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