Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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