Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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hi

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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penis

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Women's rights

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Lil Wayne

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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