run farther?

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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