- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

This is not a joke

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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