- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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