- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

How high is a Chinaman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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