- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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