Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Cleveland winning something

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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