A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Gay Rights

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kevin kim

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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