- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

the love boat

Do you like your life? No. OK.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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