A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Guess what? The Game.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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