if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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your mom

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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