Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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the love boat

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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