- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

what is racecar backwards in reverse

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

William wright is Gay

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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